Tuesday, April 24, 2007 ;
JAROLD IS A GIRL

I was having a msn conversation with Mr Jarold Lim, and he was laughing over Mr. Adam Kwa's friendster account. We were thinking of what kind of comment should Jarold put. Haha.
TO Jarold: If Mr Kwa reads my blog then he will know who sent him that comment. HAHA.

Oh yea, and jarold mentioned that he was a girl! I didn't say it, he admitted it himself. And he's a twit too.

` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:later he hunt you down
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:then he rape you!
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:hahahaha!!
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:rape me?
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:WONT LAH
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:HE ONLY RAPE GUYS.. IM A GIRL
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:AHAHAH
*e-lis. you are my one! says:HAHA
*e-lis. you are my one! says:i didnt say that
*e-lis. you are my one! says:im saving that conversation
*e-lis. you are my one! says:haha
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:hahaha
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:ehh!!
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:DONT SAVE!
*e-lis. you are my one! says:nanny nanny poo poo
*e-lis. you are my one! says:haha
*e-lis. you are my one! says:im blogging it
*e-lis. you are my one! says:haha
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:HAHAH EH NOOOOOOOO
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:DUNCHH BLOG WORRX!!
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:HAHHA
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:shit i think im high alrdy lah
*e-lis. you are my one! says:haha
*e-lis. you are my one! says:ok
*e-lis. you are my one! says:you are dead. you twit
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:HAHAHAH
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:EH WALAO
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:DONTT!!!
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:HAHAH DUNCH BLOGG LEHHS!! HAHAHA!!
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:omg
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:WADS UR BLOG?
` Jarold >iloveyou!((: says:HAHA
*e-lis. you are my one! says:shhhh
*e-lis. you are my one! says:secret

Wonder who is Jarold Lim? He's so ugly that he has to paint himself green. Hahaha. Joking lah. Jarold, don't kill me!

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Saturday, April 14, 2007 ;
JACQ'S birthday surprise!

PICTURES ARE UP!
Camwhored like crazy.














to JACQUELINE-I hope you enjoyed yourself that day!

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007 ;

My Seventeenth Birthday wasn't much to expect. But yes, I thank Mr Chua Wei Jie to have made into a special day for me. I didn't manage to get gifts mountained in front of me, though i wished for it to happen, but still I received about 40 birthday messages. NOT BAD, NOT BAD E-LIS! I got a pretty little handmade card from my dear YiTing and TianHang, a letter from pretty Fenny, and a blank letter from Dionel, so should i say cool. Dionel? I can't remember else what did i get but i definitely know what WeiJie got for me. All his hard work and sacrifices, he got me a golden framed 1000piece classic Belle jigsaw puzzle, a gigantic card, and great helium birthday balloons. He's such a sweetheart right! :)
It was supposed to be just the two of us at Fish&Co to slam on the seafood platter. But he was acting suspiciously so I knew it was something really fishy. When I entered the Fish&Co glass house, I saw a group trying to hide their faces at one corner. There they were; Dionel, Fenny, Carmelle, WenHao, TianHang. So it was a pleasant surprise! After we had our food, the staff of Fish&Co came out with a LARGE cupcake, which Carmelle, Fenny, and Dionel made for me. And walah, I was embarrassed! They announced to whole world that it was my birthday, and wanted me to stand on the chair. SO PAISEH!
After that it was getting late, everyone wanted to go home already, so WeiJie and I went to watch a movie, then head home.
Oh well, thanks for everything guys! At least i wasn't spending my birthday alone. And thanks WeiJie for putting in so much effort. You're the BEST! But I didn't get my 17 presents!

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007 ;
MY MOTIVATION CHART

This is to get me up and going when I'm in Poly.


I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

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EXTREME MAKEOVER.

Zoey told me she didn't want to look like a cute little girl anymore. So this is what I did to her to let her look a lot more mature.I implanted grey curly hair for her, and loosen her skin so that she'd look more haggard. She doesn't want to be bullied by others anymore. So to make her look tedious and fierce, I added a moustache, a beard and a mole with growing hair. (Don't worry, it's pasted on) To give her a little more feminine look, I touched up her face with make-up, and accessories. As she wanted to retain some of her essence as a youth, I added freckles to her face and clipped her hair with pretty accessories.


This is what LITTLE ZOEY did to my picture.
She's a really naughty girl. But I really look fugly and funny! Haha.

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

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I'm the man, he's my girl. You can have sprite float at ikea. Just dump the cone in.
Oh oh. I tell you. Ikea is a really fun place. Not only can you shop, you can play hide and seek! WeiJie went seeking for me for maybe around 5minutes? And he couldn't find me! He searched the whole place for me, but it turned out I went seeking for him when it took so long. Hahaha.

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Monday, April 02, 2007 ;
APRIL FOOL'S!

This year's April Fool's day was kind of screwed up. All the jokes became a joke to me. I tried to play one on Him, pretending that I threw a tantrum and that we quarrelled over the phone. What I wanted to do is to trick him that I'm pissed off, then after that when I meet him in the later part of the day, I will meet him smiling and pass him his "April fool's present". But instead, he made all the way down to meet me, he thought it was for real. WAHLIAO. In the end when I told him it was an April Fool's joke, he got even angrier! We took some time to settle down and solve things.
I was supposed to meet Evan, Nathaniel, and Nick for dinner. I was really late, so they kept calling me but I didn't answer because Him and I were in the ARENA, arguing. So I messaged Nick that I'm not going already, because I was too pissed. Again, it was supposed to be an April Fool's joke, then I would turn up later. The funny thing is that after that He went to call Nick up and tell him that he will send me over later! Everything was SPOILT. So much for April Fool's Day!
So the day ended up with Him being my chauffeur. Sending me there and bringing me home. Oh well, thanks dearest! ha ha. Happy anot? LOL. And yes! Evan, Nat, and Nick. THANKS for the dinner! It was fun catching up with you guys and that jackass shirt was hilarious. HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Sunday, April 01, 2007 ;

Hey Guys, I decided to make this an official start to me blogging! Yay! Haha. I mean that is if you actually bother to read the posts lah.
I was so Fishing pissed off yesterday night. I was talking to him on the phone while walking home, and wah liao. I only wanted to talk about his past, and meant nothing to it. In return, he said something else that was very disturbing, I instantly wanted to shut him off.
It has happened so many times already. And he claims that he understands, he will stop it. When I stopped talking to him, he tried to explain that he didn't mean it that way.

To HIM; PLEASE, you already said it. I told you I'm taking it in. I'm telling you right now right here, if we so happen to have these kind of situations again, I'll make it PUBLIC and tell the whole world by typing right here in my Blog. For now, I totally forgive you. I am not making it so personal anymore.

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.



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Tan E-lis. Correct Pronunciation: \ˈē-ləs\ eee-lis 11th April 1990. Bitch with me at tan_elis@hotmail.com Seventh Day Adventist Kindergarten, Fairfield Methodist, Ngee Ann Polytechnic, Diploma in Facilities Management for Business.


I cycling, rock-climbing, water-sports. I the beach. I chocolates.
I sleeping. I FOOD. I music. I shopping. I Camwhoring with friends.


Materialistic Cravings

STILL EXISTING TARGET: Canon DSLR
Canon ixus: 100 (RED)



What I can't buy with hundred bucks

weight-loss of 10kg
travel around Europe!!!
snorkel/ scuba-dive
decorate interiors of my very own house
Get a corporate American Express card
get a debit card
GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY
trip to Langkawi
GO KOREA
Hike to Hong Kong's Ngong Ping
Get my driving license
Explore Batam
Have a 21st birthday BASH
THAILAND BANGKOK SHOPPING
Go Fishing
Go Barcelona for Tomatina!
Go Sailing
sky-diving yo!
Shop more in Shenzhen

the gossips



the darlinks


*amanda.leong, *amanda.chan, *alston.chong,

*carissa.augustina, *charles *charmaine, *cheryl.koh, *christine, *clara, *chervel, *clement, *colleen,

*dionel, *david.choo,

*eames, *euwei, *esmonde, *erika, *evan.goh,

*fional, *felicia.pan, *fenny,

*geraldine.lee, *gary.nbc, *grace.yaw,

*hosea, *huiqi, *huishi,

*isaiah,

*joaquina, *joshua.toh, *jacqueline.lee, *jane, *janet, *jermaine, *joash, *joy.sim, *johnathan.yeo, *jessie, *jarold.lim, *jiaqi.chin, *jiaqi.pay,

*kangle, *keith, *kenneth.yip, *kimberley.yeo, *kuangek,

*lydia.ho, *leegek,

*michelle.leong, *meixian, *marion,

*natalina, *nigel, *nyuk, *nicholas.ngo, *nicolette,

*sarah.lithya, *sarah lim, *seraphine, *sheryl-lynn, *sihua, *shuling, *sharon, *shihao, *sihui,

*tiffany, *tinghui,

*valentia,

*winner, *wenfang, *weijie,

*xinyi.hoo, *xinyi.NP,

*yingying, *yenyee, *yunxing,
*yunfang,
*zengyang,

That music