Tuesday, May 29, 2007 ;

Yesterday, my stupid crazy laptop went berserk with the blue screen, and I hit it several times and shit, the laptop's hardware crashed. Cried like shit because all my files GONE. DISAPPEAR. Never to be recovered ever again. SIGH! Got scolded by both brother and father. Had a crappy night. Still have not studied for Law test. But ended up talking to that Amanda Channy till about 2.30am. SIAO man. We were gossipping the whole time.
Today was super duper slack! Went for Law lecture for 2hours, tutorial was cancelled. But we had our Law common test at 5. SIX HOURS TO SPARE TILL THE PAPER! Argh, so boring if we were to stay in school. But that was what everyone did, except Si Hua and I. She was the only one who agreed to go out with me. I really wanted to go Bugis to window shop. It had been a long time since I went there. So the others wanted to study for the Law test, then it was just her and I.
Oh well, although it was just the two of us. But it was FUN! hahaha. We tested each other on Law to make sure we at least know something well when we do the paper. SUCCESS! Haha. It just took us the whole bus trip, like about an hour. But of course surely got gossip along the way one lah!
We had lunch at the Bugis Street's teenage cafe on the 2nd floor, yummy grilled chicken chop and mushroom soup plus peach tea. Walked around the place, Si Hua managed to at least buy something she liked from there. We got earrings each, and I did manicure for the first time. SO NICE LAH. The person is so professional. But I'm quite pissed off with her. She told us that one nail for the two designs is 2dollars each. I did on my two thumbs. It was pretty, BUT, she charged me 6dollars. I had to have Si Hua helping me pay some first, and we were stupid enough not to ask WHY it was more expensive. SERVICE CHARGE? Seriously, we should have confronted her man, the whole day we've been studying law, we should have used some "chimology" on her from what we have learnt. We can actually press charges against her for misrepresentation. But oh well, decided to be nice and shut up. Haha. We walked around some more and Si Hua spent more money. We took the MRT and Bus to get back to school. Took loads of pictures with Si Hua, and we were laughing at how stupid we looked.
When we got back, everyone were really into their textbooks. The stress was pressured on us again. All so studious. ARGH. Decided to refrain from reading the textbook again and again, if not I might get nervous breakdown and die doing the paper.
The paper sucks man, it was quite easy actually, but NOT ENOUGH TIME! I left like several questions un-answered? Complain and complain. I think I live this life to complain. Whoa, Si Hua and I were so glad we did not waste our time in the school studying. The outcome will still have been the same.

No one to meet up, chatted with caring Amanda and Serene, and took the bus with Si Hua to go home. She was meeting WenBin. I had a sudden message from WeiJie to meet up at his bus stop for awhile before he had to go off for dinner with his family. Anyway, I had to change bus and I wanted to see him. BUT, most importantly, I wanted to meet XIAO HEI! Orh, I missed him so much. I kept snuggling up to him. XiaoHei grow so old already, he doesn't remember me anymore. SIGH. But I will still love him!

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Sunday, May 27, 2007 ;

I'm DAMN GOOD. Please hire me if you want your food to look DAMN GOOD.




Coffee Bean is still the best. Gloria Jeans is a Boo Boo! But they have interesting drinks and cakes! NEVER EVER TRY Chai Latte or Frappe unless you love to stuff herbs or cinamon sticks into your mouth.

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Saturday, May 26, 2007 ;

Happy TENTH Month HOT DADDY! I LOVE YOU!
HE got me 2 Guess shirts, and I got him an Old School "I HAVE THE POWER" shirt and a Guess belt buckle he long wanted. :))

We went to the swimming pool and sat in the wave pool for hours, and got ourselves burnt. Had yummy BUDDY MEAL from KFC and left for JurongPoint to kill time before I had to meet up with my REAL daddy. SO BORING! I'd advice you not to go there if you have 2hours to kill. Sales were boring, no BIG BIG discounts. My REAL daddy said it was raining with thunder so he asked me to make my way down to my uncle's house for dinner. SO FUNNY! When I left the shopping mall, it was bright and sunny, and my uncle's house is around that area. It was not yet dinner time, so we made our way down to citilink to get that idiotic and cheapskate Kenneth Yip's havaianna's. He wanted me to use my ngee ann pass to get discounts, and he wasted our precious time just to get his slippers. KENNETH YIP! YOU OWE US BIG TIME! Hot daddy sent me to my uncle's house and we parted from there.



Had yummy prawn noodles for dinner, and Parry was there! Wonder who's that, its this damn cute toy poodle that my cousin owns! He was really small when I first saw him, but he gets bigger each time I see him! He looks like a BIG soft toy!

BUT I STILL LOVE YOU XIAO HEI! I MISS YOU!





Oh yea, In the morning, I saw this really big imitation of an ant fly, REALLY REALLY BIG. Look at your thumb, YES. The fly is that big and it looks like an ant fly. I saw it in my kitchen, and it was surrounding this really really BIG nest on the shelf, almost half your hand. We never ever noticed it was there man. I got really frightened, and was thinking of many ways on how to catch it before it flies off and build another disgusting nest in my house. At this point, I SAW THE INSECTICIDE! I slowly crept up to the fly and pressed the button. SHIT! The freaking fly flew away and I ran away. I sprayed on the nest hoping that the things inside will die or something. At night, I told my brother about it, he was shocked to see the nest. Then he was the hero of the day. He took a plastic bag and a plastic knife, and scraped the damn thing off the shelf. Guess what was inside? THREE DAMN BIG LARVAES Squirming in its shell, and many dirty and ugly worms crawling around. I thought there was nothing inside, WTH, all those ugly and disgusting creatures about to become those big flies. My brother sprayed insecticide on them, only few worms died, I think. then we sprayed expired mosquito repellent, because we were going to throw it anyway. Still alive and squirming. Then my brother poured in the Fabuloso washing liquid. AH HAHAHA. Flood the nest, SURELY DIE.

I'm sorry little larvaes. I killed you because I hated you. I didn't mean to hate you.



I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007 ;

GUESS GUESS GUESS. It's forever in my head. How can I stop it?! Maybe when I can start shopping at Salvatore Ferragamo. Hahaha. Sigh. If only I was a teeny bit richer. Like 15percent would be sufficient to get me there.

I have nothing to say actually. Came online and the first person that talked to me was Jarold Lim, and his very first sentence "Yes, I am very cool" because my nickname was : you think you very cool issit?!. Then I remembered he linked me to his blog already, so i decided to be nice and tag his board. Nothing to say, so I just typed "Haha. Neo is fats, but Jarold is lard."

I'm currently in a really bad mood after the clock ticked at 10.45pm.
DADDY, YOU WERE TOO MUCH.

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Friday, May 18, 2007 ;

Hello. Went to school, play around with classmates, went berserk laughing again, because they were quite good at creating laughing gas. Made a birthday card for WeiLiang (WeiJie's brother) in class, and I totally forgot about James. And got caught by Mr Subramaniam with him asking me after class, "You are quite good at drawing cartoons eh", and he gave me that smile. Oh-oh, he caught me drawing during his lesson. After classes, we all made our way down to the BE-axis to look at the photo-fest on service learning trips. You know why we went there? Can get one CCA point! Hahaha. Easy right. Mr Aaron Chua was there and making a fool out of himself. Haha. Then when I "suan" him about how fat he looked in the pictures (but in actual fact he's quite chubby), he talked about Vanessa, my niece (I'm from an older generation)! Oh, they went to Laos together last year. Vanessa came and talked to me. And kept asking me to go Laos. But I'm more interested in those adventure camps.

After school, I went to orchard with Gary, Gifford and SiHua for a short while. Gary and Gifford are damn gay, seriously. And they were a total embarassment in the bus. GOSSIPING and commenting about other people they see LOUDLY on the bus. Oh well, Si Hua and I were our usual self, giggling and laughing. We walked around aimlessly, in the end, we splitted, because the rest wanted to play pool, but Si Hua insisted she did not want to go. So I can't just possibly leave her there, so I stuck to her. We walked around the place looking at things. And Si Hua, she just cannot STOP shopping for at least 2days. Haiyo, that's what I call a shopaholic, but the budget kind. HAHAHA. Really! She ah, don't know what is really cheap and what is not. Sigh. But if I don't shop for food for at least one day, I WILL DIE.

I had to meet WeiJie after that because we had to make our way down to Heritage View for the BBQ for WeiLiang and James Khoo's birthday. We were late. And Mr Chua WeiJie was angry with me. But it subsided after that. Then we continued to being a cute couple again. Met Clement, WenHao and surprisingly, Amelia there! Haha. I knew what was happening. The whole Benedetto then appeared and started the BBQ. Played around with Amelia, wade through pools, ran about exploring the place, Oh yea, and we learnt how to dance from an uncle and auntie dancing in the room. Funny! I realised that I felt happier with Amelia there, because the other girls and us have totally no common topic, or likely, they are not that friendly. Maybe because of the age gap difference. I feel unimportant with them. So I really hoped Amelia will join the WAGs (the girlfriends of the football players call themselves that) too, so that I won't feel so lonely. The barbequed food were good. Tasty! Tried their sponsored beer, and I think I hate beer, so bitter. Sabrina (WeiLiang's girlfriend) made a really nice chocolate cake with coco crunch and hershey kissables, looked so nice! Sang birthday song and all, then had Bailey's and champagne after that. Face turned red, and I told them that my teacher said I was beautiful and they all kept saying I was drunk already when I was not. I mean it was true what! Mr Aaron Chua said that! Hahaha. I kept telling the other James that he was so funny, and kept laughing because he reminded me of that day at the Thailand VS Singapore ASEAN football match, whereby he kept scolding the team and their coach with all the Butohs' and stuff leading all the audience there, having his hand in a bandage sling. SO SO FUNNY! But he kept saying I drunk already, keep on laughing. Josiah forced all the three youngsters there to drink, Clement, Wenhao, WeiJie. Clement had a hangover, and got thrown into the pool first, then WenHao, but WeiJie was lucky. Went back home with Amelia on a taxi, and reached home abit later then expected time.

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Thursday, May 17, 2007 ;

I met up with SuYin and Sheryl-lynn today at Plaza Singapura! Nicole couldn't make it because she had to be in school till quite late, so sad lah. I missed them so so so much and I finally got to see them after so long. We sat there and catch up with each other's lives, and camwhoring! They are like my BEST friends by far, the people I missed the most!

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007 ;

Hi guys. It was a very normal day. Went to school as per normal. In the morning stand at the bus stop with cold sweat (I'm not a pig), afraid I'd be late. Had lessons in class, slack abit, but I did work okay! Mr Soo talked about being cheated in China about an 8GB thumdrive for 40dollars. So funny. All the lecturers who went got tricked. Ate the packed food I brought to school from home. Saved quite a bit of money. YAY! But I still did spend alot of money at the end of the day lah. That Qin Jie always arguing with me lah, he think he so cool, I'M COOLER. I'M the COOLEST person you can ever meet. Hahahaha. Joking. Had another module wich i was lagging behind and had to ask for help for every single question. When I did 4questions out of 25, I was super proud of myself, but the rest Serene helped me out. She's super perverted, she knows every single thing without reading textbook. Crazy woman. Haha. Presented in class for one of the econs questions. And school time bye bye. Yes!

I met Mr Regimental Seargant Major of NCC Fairfield. He was late, and I had to freaking wait for him. But it was okay, because he was with Jermaine's boyfriend on the same bus, and I was with Jermaine. We went our seperate ways after that, because that couple disappeared into thin air.

Ah haha, actually alot of funny things happened today, but I can't remember. Haha. WeiJie's super duper truper cute today can! He keep making me laugh like a hyena. We saw alot of things and gossiped alot. He's like my girlfriend too. Cool guy eh. We ate at esplanade's "road side food stalls", ordered char kway teow and oyster ommelete, but the hawker gave me scrambled, idiot. How could we forget the drinks, TEH TARIK ICE! So we sat down and eat and say yum yum, until I saw this stray cat, SO PRETTY. Looks like a cat called Ginger, fur coat orange. You know Puss in Boots in Shrek2? Yea, that cute. I kept pretending to drop the char kuay teow on the floor. The poor cat, so hungry, at everything I dropped except the fishcake. I don't understand, CATS are supposed to like FISH. Waliao, wasted my fishcake. We took double buses to get me home. Gossiped even more, kept listening to "Way back into Love" and WeiJie kept acting cute. Haha. Until he sent me to my lift, there was this smelly banglah waiting for the lift, wearing a blue sarong and he kept scratching his butt. YUCK. Gross. I had to pretend to wait for someone else to wait for the next lift to come.

WEIJIE! You are so freaking idiotic today in the good way. You will always be that Hot Daddy okay? It was such a great day, hope our everyday will always be this fun and happy. We will always be that CUTE couple!

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Saturday, May 12, 2007 ;

I was supposed to go to Mr Ezal's wedding with HIM. But then decided not to go because I was afraid I would feel very extra. I am not very close to Mr Ezal. But heard his wedding was really grand, and the food was great! Damn, should have went. Haha.
I stayed at home doing the law tutorial. Lucky I started that day, if not I will only start on the day before submission.


After visiting mummy's grave, we had this mother's day dinner at the Thai Village in corporation road. When we go there, I know we are not having tom yum soup :( but SHARK'S FIN SOUP, and my favourite dish of all there, crab vermicilli! Met all our relatives there. Talked alot to Charlene. It's been a long time since I saw her. Valerie was at another table. Sigh, I miss her too. Nicholas Ngo was at the same restaurant, he saw me when i entered the restaurant and called me. Haha. I bet he go there every week, so rich.

My eldest uncle and auntie, which I already regarded them as my grandparents, are VERVERY cute. Especially my uncle. Look at the pictures below. Quite cute huh.ain

Retarded Shermaine. Haha.


Shermaine, Charlene, Me. I look like crap. Was trying not to look fat. Shit.


Pretty apple ice-cream. It's so small yet it's $6.80, haven't plus GST and service charge.


Then to my SHOCK, I heard the dinner was a treat from my DADDY! SO EXPENSIVE CAN! He did the same last year. He striked lottery during mother's day period also, and gave everyone a treat at the exact same restaurant. So coincidental right! The bill was near $2000 lah! My dad was super duper generous, he gave me and my nieces and nephews each $50. Want also give me more what, be abit more bias to his own daugther right. SIGH. What to do. I'm greedy. Everytime my dad strikes lottery, maybe I get only 1%? Morever, Charlene was laughing at me because I only get $3.50 for my pocket money everyday. Quite pathetic lah I know. She asked me to ask my dad to increase my pocket money, but I don't know how to bring it across to daddy.

Wait, I don't know if I'm supposed to divulge that daddy striked lottery. But aiyah, nevermind. Because of that dinner, the lottery money no more already. So if anyone wants to rob him, don't bother, no more money for you to rob. And don't even think about it.
BUT, I still love my daddy. And happy mother's day to all mothers, especially to Mummy in heaven, Auntie WaiLeng and Auntie (weijie's mother).

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Friday, May 11, 2007 ;

Went to town after school today with my classmates plus Gary. They are one rowdy bunch.
We walked around heeren because there were sales at Flesh Imp, haha, all the ah-sohs and ah-peks. Although I don't fancy that brand, but they do have some clothes, really cheap too. After that, the group of Ah-sohs; Elvina, Serene, Amanda and HuiQi left to go back to school for CCA, Jermaine met up with her boyfriend and abandoned us.

The rest of us went to eat the wanton noodles on the 4th floor by recommendation of Miss Ng Si Hua. We ordered each a bowl of wanton noodles except for HuiLin, who for some reason seems like she was on a diet, and a bowl of fried wanton. I was hungry, so I just kept eating the green chilli while waiting for the food to come. I tell you all, Gary right, he's a madman. He is so crappy, I laughed like crazy. Si Hua made the laughter even more contagious. After we got our food, we laughed and watched how SiHua ate her wanton with FATTENING mayonnaise, listen to Gary and Gifford make jokes out of anything they see or think of, and they had to listen to me complain and beg for more wanton. Whoa, I tell you, the fried wanton is really good okay! I love it. All go try, it's near the neoprint shop. Si Hua and I saw this really nice black collar shirt with red stripes at 77th street! We are thinking of going back there to get it someday. :))

We left heeren and headed for cineleisure. Saw Lydia with her friends. So sad lah, I went up to them and tried to be friendly, but it turned out they were quite cold you know. We belong to different worlds, I'm so glad Lydia's nicer and friendlier. HuiLin left to meet her friends back at school, and Gary had to go for another class nearby for his second diploma. So cool right. Gifford PANGSEH, but don't blame him, he lives in Pasir Ris. Hahaha. So Si Hua and I just walked around Cineleisure before heading back home. I took 174 with her then change bus after that. Haha. We gossiped like bitches on the bus. So funny lah. She looks so innocent, but she's a naughty girl, bitching about other people. Haha, but she's nice to me can already. I love her! Haha.

This was taken in the school toilet. SiHua edited the picture.NICE right?!

My dear SiHua and I!


I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

;
Shi Han the Birthday Boy.

SHI HAN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY WAS A BLAST! Haha. Okay la. It was because of Shi Han himself who made it seem so fun. Everyone there got pretty high, and we got complaints from the neighbours. Haha. But oh well, it was PARTY TIME! There was much entertainment. I somehow laughed till I ALMOST peed in my pants. But of course didn't LAH.

To MAK WEN YAO: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! I was late by 11minutes.

To Shi Han: I hope you had the greatest SEVENTEENTH Birthday you ever had!

To WeiJie: I'm so sorry I didn't stick to you much. I just missed the girls :)


This was their dirty little secret. Sorry Shi Han and Nathaniel.


The Birthday Boy and I!


Argh, another dirty secret of ShiHan's. So many guys. gays.


STELLA! She's SOOOOO acting cute. HAHAHA.


The lady had two golden retrievers. HYPERACTIVE!


I don't know what they are doing to JunYi.


LOVEhim.me.LOVEher


Me.Joyce.Huishi


Yvonne is tuned in.


Looks like we are in a club. Haha.


Me and my sexy friends.


Natalie Xu. cute hor.


Drink some more, drink...


JunYi's drunk and going high!


WENHAO'S SUPER FUNNY.



Jerrine! is that how it's spelled?

All of us together!

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007 ;

One bright and sunny day, or was it rainy? Okay, so lame. WHATEVER. Today we had to do presentation on our Customer Relationship Management (CRM) project. Sheesh, I was jittery in the morning. Quite nervous, because I was afraid I would screw up everything. But it turned out okay, and I thought the roles I played in the skits were quite funny. Haha. Just that I had to improve further on impromptu expressing knowledge on topic when going through the powerpoint, I didn't even know what my slides were!

We were dismissed early, so we had 2hours break instead of 1. We all decided to go to Bukit Timah Plaza's Pizza Hut for lunch. But the only thing I don't understand is that everyone wanted to take taxi instead of walking there, when the distance is a 5minute SLOW walk. We all ordered group meals which I feel are super worth it, plus plus plus, they have my STUFFED CRUST PIZZA! YUMMY! We were quite noisy, in actual fact, the noisiest.

At Pizza Hut. Almost the whole of 1D01. three-quarters.





We all slowly walked back and were late for class. And life was dead from then on again. But Mr Goh She Pan is the NICEST teacher around so far, although he sounds like he needs strepsils for his hoarse throat. And Mr Ong, Haha, we found out that he was awarded the CUTEST teacher on lecturer's day!

I'm talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.



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Le Femme


Tan E-lis. Correct Pronunciation: \ˈē-ləs\ eee-lis 11th April 1990. Bitch with me at tan_elis@hotmail.com Seventh Day Adventist Kindergarten, Fairfield Methodist, Ngee Ann Polytechnic, Diploma in Facilities Management for Business.


I cycling, rock-climbing, water-sports. I the beach. I chocolates.
I sleeping. I FOOD. I music. I shopping. I Camwhoring with friends.


Materialistic Cravings

STILL EXISTING TARGET: Canon DSLR
Canon ixus: 100 (RED)



What I can't buy with hundred bucks

weight-loss of 10kg
travel around Europe!!!
snorkel/ scuba-dive
decorate interiors of my very own house
Get a corporate American Express card
get a debit card
GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY
trip to Langkawi
GO KOREA
Hike to Hong Kong's Ngong Ping
Get my driving license
Explore Batam
Have a 21st birthday BASH
THAILAND BANGKOK SHOPPING
Go Fishing
Go Barcelona for Tomatina!
Go Sailing
sky-diving yo!
Shop more in Shenzhen

the gossips



the darlinks


*amanda.leong, *amanda.chan, *alston.chong,

*carissa.augustina, *charles *charmaine, *cheryl.koh, *christine, *clara, *chervel, *clement, *colleen,

*dionel, *david.choo,

*eames, *euwei, *esmonde, *erika, *evan.goh,

*fional, *felicia.pan, *fenny,

*geraldine.lee, *gary.nbc, *grace.yaw,

*hosea, *huiqi, *huishi,

*isaiah,

*joaquina, *joshua.toh, *jacqueline.lee, *jane, *janet, *jermaine, *joash, *joy.sim, *johnathan.yeo, *jessie, *jarold.lim, *jiaqi.chin, *jiaqi.pay,

*kangle, *keith, *kenneth.yip, *kimberley.yeo, *kuangek,

*lydia.ho, *leegek,

*michelle.leong, *meixian, *marion,

*natalina, *nigel, *nyuk, *nicholas.ngo, *nicolette,

*sarah.lithya, *sarah lim, *seraphine, *sheryl-lynn, *sihua, *shuling, *sharon, *shihao, *sihui,

*tiffany, *tinghui,

*valentia,

*winner, *wenfang, *weijie,

*xinyi.hoo, *xinyi.NP,

*yingying, *yenyee, *yunxing,
*yunfang,
*zengyang,

That music