♥Escape themepark with Jon jon bon bon
It was like the times in the past, where I spent my memorable childhood days, at Escape themepark. Alright alright, I'll confess, I only went to Escape themepark once, in my whole entire life. I mean, what's the big deal right, the stupid themepark is so small, and there are like so little rides, what makes it worse is that now and then they would have rides closed.
So I was there with Johnathan, because Amanda Chan the fatty got sick at the very last minute and she PANG SEH us, together with Gifford Fan another fatty who says that he had to help his dad at the office. Jon and I practically called almost everyone from class, but everyone was suddenly not available. So be it. I just went ahead with Jon, the tickets were free anyway. His friend Jacqueline was supposed to come along, but she could not confirm because she was still sound asleep, and what time was that? Like say 4pm. Hmmmm.I really don't know why, I thought I would be really bored. But when we just entered the themepark, I got really excited, and starting tugging Jon to run to the rides with me, ok, just verbally.We took the Mini Roller-coaster, which was like seriously no kick. The Cadbury 360degrees one was like, the usual pain in the ass, and pain in your thighs and crotch(if you have one). I still remember the last time I took that, all my coins from my pocket starting dropping down when we were held upside down.
Sadly, the log flumes ride was closed, and we didn't get a chance to get on it.We then got to the Viking Ship, and we took that like numerous times, around 5 times at random periods. Not bad, we actually made many friends there, and they are acknowledged as our screaming team, HILARIOUS I TELL YOU. Oh yah, then there was this little indian girl crying in the middle of the ride, and her big sister or cousin was beside her. Then Jon and I from the opposite ends from them shouted across and asked her not to cry, guess what she said. "Don't cry already, see, that auntie ask you to smile." Seriously lah, thanks, she actually called me and AUNTIE. Come on lah, she look more like an auntie, and her scarf around her neck looked like it was suffocating her, and yet NOT fashionable. We also got to ride with a banglah. Hahaha. Ok, he was like really funny. He looked moody initially, like he was bored and upset. When we started screaming again, he decided to join in. Hahaha, so gross.
Yes, and here comes the best part of the trip, GO KART, I swear it's damn fun. That's like the only nice thing they have there lah. Since the Panasonic wasn't open, which is like the best yet roller coaster in Singapore, that you won't be able to see anything AT ALL as you are on the roller coaster. We took the amatuer Go Kart, because coward Jon was scared to drive. So he had to squeeze into the Kart with me, and it's like DAMN FUN LAH. I super love the feel of need for speed, and I went to sit in it like for 3-4 times, and I never once crashed, only overtook. Hahaha. I aspire to be like a future female F1 racer of Singapore. Right Jon A-gong!
I think the Haunted House was horrible, it wasn't supposed to be very scary, but I was duper afraid that some ugly human would grab my leg or appear in front or behind me. Jon lied to me. I held onto his back shirt, so it got all creased up, and yes, I did get shocked a couple of times at the stupid figurines. At least I didn't hop into his arms or something right, I think I was quite, ummmm, yah, quite brave.
We wanted to get on Superman, but they closed the ride because someone actually vomitted. There was this Space ride thing that just turns and turns and turns. Jon bluff me and told me it was a teacup, but we tried to turn, the stupid thing don't want to turn. Lousy ride.Time for dinner, and there we were at NEW YORK NEW YORK my love!!! The new shopping centre at the NTUC Chalet there is finally open! It will be so so so much more convenient now, if you have a chalet there and you need to get things or have fun or eat. They have an indoor ferris wheel, cool concept, but stupid for having it, because the shopping centre is already so small, still want to squeeze the circular thing in.
My targetted time to reach home was 1030 latest, but we only finished eating at near 10pm. But ok lah, by the time i reached home it was 1115pm. Acceptable!!!
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talking champagne wishes and caviar dreams.
