Xiaohei (Weijie's little black dog) HUMPED on me today. WHAT THE SHIT. I was just stroking and tickling him on his forearms and back. Then I totally had no idea why he got excited, and started jumping on me. The next thing he did was to hold my arm with his front two paws and started doing some bloody weird action, which equates to something called, HUMPING. WTF. Seriously. I totally shooed him away. NAUGHTY XIAOHEI. Serves him right, he got whacked by Weijie, scolded by Weijie's daddy and Weijie's sister. But nevertheless, I STILL LOVE YOU XIAOHEI! You still so damn cute lah. Then I asked Weijie if Xiaohei (little black) has ever did that to him. He said no, and that dogs can sense whether you female of male. I also asked him if Xiaohei has ever did that to his mummy. He said no, because dogs can sense whether you old or young. WHAT THE HELL, WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT.

Tan E-lis. Correct Pronunciation: \ˈē-ləs\ eee-lis 11th April 1990. Bitch with me at tan_elis@hotmail.com Seventh Day Adventist Kindergarten, Fairfield Methodist, Ngee Ann Polytechnic, Diploma in Facilities Management for Business.


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