I'm absolutely sure my dad is having PMS - Petty Man Syndrome.

I'm not exactly sure why he is always GL-ing me, but it is annoying me quite a bit recently.

Example 1:
Minutes ago, while we were watching American Idol, Adam Lambert was singing U2's One, AND, we started to comment on his looks and voice.

Dad: He has a very good voice, but I don't like him because of his looks.
Me: Why? He damn handsome lah. You just don't like him because he pierced his ears right?
Dad: No. He looks so dull. But he's very popular hor.
Me: Huh, where got dull. He's just handsome. Like mix blood like that.
Dad: Look at his eyes. Tsk.
Me: He's just damn handsome lah. Come on lah, he beats every guy in Singapore, if he not handsome all the guys in Singapore CMI lor.
Dad: Can you stop diverting away from the topic. We are not talking about Singaporean guys...
Me: But I am just making a comparison, and am still making references towards him what!

Complete silence......

This is my dad, he is always right.

Example 2.
Just wanted to spark a conversation with Daddy after that irritated convers.

Me: Daddy, so what is that e-cell thing? (Pointing to the device on his leg)
Dad: *Paused for a while* This is to regenerate cells.
Me: Huh, but how? Like how does this pebble-like do it?
Dad: How would I know until I've tried it?

Waliao. Why would he buy it if he didn't know how'd it worked? Lazy Daddy.

Tan E-lis. Correct Pronunciation: \ˈē-ləs\ eee-lis 11th April 1990. Bitch with me at tan_elis@hotmail.com Seventh Day Adventist Kindergarten, Fairfield Methodist, Ngee Ann Polytechnic, Diploma in Facilities Management for Business.


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