This is a great quote from Amanda Chan the almighty vulgarity spiller.

"a penny for your thoughts session

I'm sure most of us have come across a person like ST

here is how ST is like

scenario 1

Random girl1 in clique: hey, u guys ever tried eating shit b4?

Random girl2 in clique: OMG! NO! I WANNA TRY!!! how isit? i heard its nice.

Random girl3 in clique: I TRIED B4!!! DAMM NICE LA!! OMG!

ST purses lips in disgust and frowns: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SHIT WHR GT NICE! SO SMELLY LA! EEEEEEE!

Random girl1 in clique: HUH... but i tink quite nice leh, like unique flavour macham like durian.

Random girl 2 in clique: yeah! i tink not bad la!

Other few random girls in clique unanimously agrees: yeah! i /we wanna try!after everyone in the clique tried shit, all but ST likes it.

Random girl1 in clique: omg! today no lecture, shall we go toilet eat shit?

Random girl 2, 3 and 4: OMG OKAY!! I DUN MIND!! damm nice la!

ST: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! shit whr got nice!!

after few months of shit-eating outings, shit became the new favs of the girls

random girl3 in clique: HEY! tmr wanna go eat shit?

All other random girls in clique: okay! i want!

ST: haha, okay i dun mind!

random girl1 in clique: eh, i tod u say u dun like shit keep saying eeee so smelly whr gt nice. how come now u like

ST: haha, erm actually shit quite nice la *smiles bashfully**

actually ST DOES NOT like eating shit, she just said not bad cox she wans to fit in*

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm doesnt this sound familar?

don't u just hate those lil fuckers like ST? like fuck.
just be ur fucking self la, we would hate u more if u just try to like blend in.
these lil fuckers are potentially dangerous and would anytym without hesitation stabb u in the back when they've found a better click to cling onto.

sigh. parasite(s).

Oh my! Amanda, You make me chuckle and giggle! I miss you bitch!

Tan E-lis. Correct Pronunciation: \ˈē-ləs\ eee-lis 11th April 1990. Bitch with me at tan_elis@hotmail.com Seventh Day Adventist Kindergarten, Fairfield Methodist, Ngee Ann Polytechnic, Diploma in Facilities Management for Business.


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